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| MACABY DIVER MELBOURNE CUP 2003, 2004, 2005. |
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| CABOOLTURE CALIFORNIAN POPPY |
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| MACADAMIA FARMS AT GLASS HOUSE MOUNTAINS |
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| A CABOOLTURE SUNSET |
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| KOALA COUNTRY AT LANDSBOROUGH |
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| FERNHILL VILLAGE ROSES |
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Jokes Gallery
An airliner was having engine trouble and the pilot instructed the cabin crew to
have the passengers take their seats and prepare for an emergency landing.
A few minutes later, the pilot asked the airhostess if everyone was buckled in and
ready. "All ready back here Captain," came the reply, "except for one lawyer, who is passing out business cards."
The Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping in the desert and after they got their tent
set up, they fell sound asleep.
Some hours later Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and says, "Kemo Sabi, look towards sky,
what you see?"
The Lone Ranger replies, "I see millions of stars."
"What that tell you?" asked Tonto.
The Lone Ranger ponders for a moment, then says,
"Astronomically speaking, it tells me there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically,
it tells me Saturn is in Leo. Timewise it appears to be approximately a quarter past three in the morning. Theologically,
its evident the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful
day tomorrow. What's it tell you Tonto?"
Tonto is silent for a moment, then says, "Kemo Sabi you one big dumb ass. Someone has stolen our tent."
| OUR COTTAGE GARDEN |
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A group of girlfriends went on a vacation and saw a five-story hotel
with a sign that read, "For Women Only."
Since they were without their boyfriends, they decided to go in. The Bouncer, a very
attractive guy, explains to them how it works. "We have 5 floors... go up floor by floor, and once you find what you are looking
for you can stay there.
It's easy to decide, since each floor has signs telling you what's inside." So they
start going up, and on the first floor the sign reads, "All the men here are horrible lovers, but they are sensitive and
kind"... the friends laugh and, without hesitation, move on to the next floor.
The sign on the second floor reads, "All the men here are wonderful lovers, but they
generally treat women badly." This wasn't going to do, so the friends move up to the third floor where the sign read "All
the men here are great lovers and sensitive to the needs of women." This was good, but there were still two more floors.
On the fourth floor, the sign was perfect: "All the men have perfect builds; are
sensitive and attentive to women; are perfect lovers; they are also single, rich and straight." The women seemed pleased,
but they decide that they would rather see what the fifth floor had to offer before they settled for the fourth.
When they reach the fifth floor, there is a sign that reads: "There are no men here.
This floor was built only to prove that it is impossible to please a woman."
| THE BEAUTIFUL OLEANDER |
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| BEDROOM WINDOW HIBISCUS |
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| BACK FENCE ALAMANDA |
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| FRONT GARDEN (SURVIVOR) HIBISCUS |
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| CABOOLTURE CREPE MYRTLE |
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| NOCTURNAL VISITOR FREDDO |
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| THE LOVELY SUGAR GLIDERS |
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Once again we are pleased to present this web page as our first of
2006 for your interest and enjoyment.
Glynn and Meg Morgan.
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